scum of gods

slavegrl:

i’m dead

If u were dead u wouldnt be able to type IDIOT

(Source: churchporn)

— 3 months ago with 2 notes

slavegrl:

Its 1am and Im crying, eating cereal and listening to One Direction..what has my life come to

RIP

(Source: churchporn)

— 4 months ago with 3 notes
goldenclitoris:

girl im just tryna get in ur bikini bottom

goldenclitoris:

girl im just tryna get in ur bikini bottom

(Source: tw0deadboys, via clitoruslaqueefa)

— 6 months ago with 23561 notes

nintendoggystyle:

my favorite color is transparent

(via poopinginschool)

— 8 months ago with 269 notes

handywithsuperglue:

theirishloverunderthestars:

earthnation:

take a shot every time a teenager says their eyes change color

But…my eyes literally change colors… Like, from blue to green to brown. They legitimately change colors…

(via anti-social-666)

— 8 months ago with 19145 notes

stormcloud:

Keeping Up With the Backyardigans

(via tessica)

— 8 months ago with 18577 notes
Cosmo sex tip #35

cosmo-sex-tips:

Like it rough?
Choke him with your tampon string 

— 9 months ago with 18 notes
terribletextsignatures:

i dont think i like this game very much.

terribletextsignatures:

i dont think i like this game very much.

(via hamhamclubhouse)

— 9 months ago with 10306 notes