March 2013
1 post
February 2013
4 posts
slavegrl:
i’m dead
If u were dead u wouldnt be able to type IDIOT
January 2013
2 posts
slavegrl:
Its 1am and Im crying, eating cereal and listening to One Direction..what has my life come to
RIP
December 2012
1 post
November 2012
1 post
September 2012
2 posts
nintendoggystyle:
my favorite color is transparent
handywithsuperglue:
theirishloverunderthestars:
earthnation:
take a shot every time a teenager says their eyes change color
But…my eyes literally change colors… Like, from blue to green to brown. They legitimately change colors…
August 2012
18 posts
stormcloud:
Keeping Up With the Backyardigans
Cosmo sex tip #35
cosmo-sex-tips:
Like it rough? Choke him with your tampon string
me: I won't get jealous
me: who's this fucking whore
1 tag
a-very-mad-world:
piledriverswaltz:
thomasbangalter:
piledriverswaltz:
how do fish have sex
the female lay their eggs in the water, then the male puts their sperm on the eggs.
so they don’t even get to touch the booty what a waste
why do you think nemo wanted to touch the butt so bad
July 2012
35 posts
don’t you hate it when youre trying to play basketball and your heads in the game but your hearts in the song
deceptiboobies:
“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
4 tags
sexybritishllama:
i walked into my kitchen and saw a hurricane making a cup of tea
a storm was brewing
